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when a person in tennis launches the ball over the fence.
I softly served that so why did you pull a Brittani
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Someone who takes giant balls to the cheek as she slumbers... Someone who works at walmart and loves her job! She is known for having the ugliest meat curtain ever.
Aghhhh she got tea bagged! Shes such a brittani!
Them are some nice balls on your cheek......brittani!
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Brittani is the "unique" spelling of Britney; a common name for millennial girls born in the Midwest. She's got average intelligence, average looks, average style (she thinks she's a trendsetter tho) and comes from an average broken home. What sets her apart is not her unique spelling, but rather the inability to move past her average life. She often dwells on what really isn't major, but she needs something to feel special. Brittani's need a lot of love and understanding as they often suffer from mental disorders and serious substance abuse. Only a silly man/woman would marry a Brittani! Those who do, end up in the morgue shortly after, for reasons "unknown".
After we finished having sex, we fell asleep. When we woke up, Brittani had forgotten everything. She freaked out and stabbed me with a knife.
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A hyper, twitchy, female. Located in Culpepper Virginia. Has no life and is on Myspace too much. Is very stylish, but has the body of a board. This attracts a lot of guys. She is an active participant in savage rape with her soulmate. You can point out a Brittani from 1,000 miles away.
"Look at that 2x4... Oh, wait, that's a Brittani"
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A Brittani is one who that is either very skinny or very fat. Brittanis often boast about themselves and their overexpanded vocabulary. Brittanis are usually short and mexican. Their secrets are usually as follows:
- Jewish, although claiming to be from Nazi German,
- Fat, although wears super skinny pants and really weighs about 80 lbs.,
- In love with Oprah,
- In love with a keithcake,
- Makes sex with a manwhore, although claiming to be straighedge.
Keithcake::: I have come to discover I am a keithcake.
Brittani::: I secretly love you.
Keithcake::: I know, i saw it on urbandictionary.
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Best girl in the world! She's selfish for one person and she hates people who touch him/her. She can be an angel or the devil. Overall the bestest girlfriend ever. She cares for you, she loves you, she can be popular. You would be blessed to have her as your friend. She's the most beautiful girl you would ever meet. This is Brittany.
Friend: Brittany is so amazing.
Me: yeah she's so beautiful.
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Brittanys are amazing. Although they may seem uptight around most people, Brittanys are fun to be around when they truly trust people (trust can be a rare thing for them). They have exotic features and lovely personalities. Many people disregard Brittanys as intelligent people, however it should be noted that Brittanys can be wise beyond their age and genuises in their feilds. Guys should know that Brittanys are the most amazing girls, and the only reason a Brittany will be single is because the guys she knows aren't good enough for her. Brittanys like polar opposites: vibrant cities or laid back beaches, freezing or tropical, edgy or boho, they are into everything. Brittanys are generally a force to be reconed with, they are unstoppable.
Person 1: Who's that girl? She looks spectacular...
Person 2: That's Brittany, I wish she was mine...
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