Bro Job

Doing a favor for a fellow bro. No gay conotation.

Wow thanks for helping me move into my new apartment it was a Bro Job.

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Bro Job

A sexual act performed during Bro Rape.

ex.1: "It flattens out the Bro Job..." -Blow Job Girl
ex.2: "Hey Chad, let's go up to my room and listen to Jack Johnson while we drink Nati Ice and give eachother Bro Jobs!" -Bro Rapist

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Bro Job

When a bro gets a blowie from someone with two X chromosomes.

I got a bro job from this chick, then made her make me a sandwich and then threw on my LAX pinny and longboarded home.

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Bro Job

When one male friend sucks up to another male friend. Or when two male friends talk eachother up.

"Dude that's such a nice lacoste shirt. You look good in blue"

"Dude stop giving me a Bro Job"

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Bro Job

Totally hooking up your Bro, especially in a work situation. Particularly relevant for restaurant employees, as they are most prone to offensive language and insider lingo.

"Hey, I cut onions for you."

"Thanks for the total bro job!"

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Bro Job

The process of two guys recieving oral sex from different girls while being in the same room with each other. It is truely a bonding experience.

Dude, do you remember that time we got a bro job in the hot tub at your ex's house?

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Bro-job

When one bro gives fellatio to another. Just bros being bros, hanging out, being dudes.

Mike: "Man, I'm so down about Megan breaking up with me."
Josh: "I'm sorry, buddy, would a bro-job make you feel better?"

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