Broccoli

When the lady's bum is looking incredible and you know she's definitely eaten her vegetables

- Ay bro, have you seen this sweet one over here? She defo eats broccoli!
- Word bro she defo plays in the bundesliga

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Broccoli

Bitchy Tomatoes

He hates broccoli

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broccoli

can't leave the table until you finish it. your goal becomes clear... the broccoli must die!

forecast for tomorrow.. a few sprinkles of genius with a chance of doom!

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Broccoli

A fucking microscopical tree

Mom: eat your broccoli

Kid: oh fuck no mommy i ain’t eating broccoli that shit is a tree

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Broccoli

"And God spake unto the trees, commanding them to become deadly weapons available only to parents of small children everywhere"

"Quickly, Lex, give superman the broccoli...it's ten times more powerful than kryptonite!"

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Broccoli

A character in the anime Boku No Hero Academia. Broccoli, is the main character, with his childhood friend Katsuki.

Also, Kacchan we were 5

Hay broccoli, how are you?

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broccoli

The natural laxative.

Kid- Mom, I can't doo doo.
Mom- Go eat some broccoli; it'll clean you out.

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