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The Best Goalie in the NHL. In the near future will break all the records ever set. Marty doesnt have to rely on the butterfly technique he is the most creative and skilled goalie the world has seen yet. He makes amazing saves using his instincts and his guts not a textbook technique. Every year he leads the new jersey devils to the playoffs and new jersey always destroys the rest of the teams in the Atlantic Division. Martin Brodeur is a true Canadian and makes this country proud.
Rangers and Islanders cant even compete with the New Jersey Devils when Martin Brodeur is in net
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Amazing Goalie for the New Jersey Devils who is simply amazing. Has quick reflexes and an spectacular glove hand.http://www.nhl.com/ice/player.htm?id=8455710
Martin Brodeur just brodeur'd the leafs last night 3-0.
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Person who will have sex with any sexuality at anytime
Bro I’m feeling super horny rn I could be Gage Brodeur
Cameron Brodeur is the sweetest human alive. He's very humble and a very loving guy. Once you know him, i'm sure you'll fall in love with him. He's beautiful indside and outside.
Cameron Brodeur is the sweetest!
Will always be down for sex no matter what sexuality.
Hey bro I’m feeling really horny rn, I could really be a Gage Brodeur
The name given to somebody who can’t even stay in a relationship with the most perfect man on earth. She has deep rooted homosexuality that spawns from running in cross country. Her clothing choices are always worthy of a barbecue. Lillian Brodeur’s aren’t popular enough to win SGA elections by more than a few votes. Her ability to speak at a graduation ceremony is sub par, and writing a speech poses an even greater challenge. Her greatest achievement to date is making a video in middle school to cheat her way into becoming the freshmen class president and then proceeding to go downhill from there. Panera bread may be the only entity benefiting off of Lillian Brodeur’s existence, but then again, she leaves orders sitting to freeze while her friends wait for them. She has a strange resemblance to famed felon Heather Morse. She wants to have a marketing career, but we all know she will give up before the end of Freshman year and become a nun. Ring by spring my ass. During her time on the cross country team, she was referred to as the team Mom, which is evidently ironic, because no one in their right mind would impregnate that. She’s at least confident in her college, not so much in her relationship decisions. Pursued a Mexican that was shorter and less charming than her previous ex Prayton? Standards really were set high. About as high as her standards for making pancakes. Man, those were ass.
Avery: Yo Lillian Brodeur just posted on insta
Isaiah: Let me in on this barbecue.
Avery: For sure. Yo ass look like…