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Founded by Dr. Albert L. Colston, Brooklyn Technical High School is one of the three elite highschools of New York. The faculty of Brooklyn Tech has its odd balls but overall it has some of the finest teachers anywhere. Brooklyn Tech offers a vast variety of intellectually stimulating courses along with an overwhelming variety of clubs, sports and the like. The student population of Brooklyn Tech is more or less evenly spread, racially, and contains the highest concentration of the greatest young minds of New York. As a testement to this fact is its outstanding alumni, which includes the founder, owner and current CEO of Barnes and Nobel bookstore among many others. It is even said that if you go anywhere in the world wearing a Brooklyn Technical Highschool t-shirt someone will come up to talk to you (often it's to either offer a job or talk about the good ol' days). The building itself is an amazing work of art. Outside one will find carvings of owls overlooking the main entrance way, heads finely crafted lining the wall of the school, acting as guardians of a sort. Along with this the center section of the school's first floor contains an amazing mural dedicated to the achievements of mankind through labor and science. The building was crafted in the 1930s at the time of the great depression and was designed to be self sufficient in all ways. Although it may seem somewhat outdated the building of is a physical representation of the greatness that is Brooklyn Technical Highschool.
--You go to Tech?
--YEP!
--ME TOO! Class of '67! You want a $3,000,000,000 a year job?
--Nah, the guy from class of '54 asked me first
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Brookyln Tech is a school in Brooklyn. A very strange one, at that. It has an insane amount of stairs, which is matched only by the amount of idiots there.
I was walking down the downstairs. I know people walk down the upstair-case, but upstairs the downstair-case?
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a skool whea the street smart n academically gifted ppl go, usually compared to stuy, and iz better then stuy in many ways including the fact that some of us have lifes
I go to brooklyn tech
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One of the smelliest and dirtiest schools out there, filled with crapass teachers that don't educate and security guards that are more overweight than the majority of the obese midwestern population of america.
Not to mention, most of the students follow the same dress-code - $10 nike bags, oversized shirts, north face bags and jackets, tims and jordans.
For a school intended to be attended by "some of the most intelligent students in New York City and the country," there is a real lack of "intelligent" beings.
Also, a school that constantly has fires, fire drills and emergency evacuation procedures - in which you run out of the classroom and stand in the hallway where the MOST ANNOYING sound in the entire universe blasts in your ears, while the school could be bombed and all lifeform in the smelly building is blown up into smithereens because the stupid principal doesn't understand the concept of how bombs can blow out windows in the walls of the hallways.
A school that has fights occur in it everyday.
A school run by an obese black man who claims to be a "Doctor," but actually has an over-the-internet doctorate for music.
A school run by this obese black man who has allegedly sexually abused faculty, staff and students.
Only the dumbass pricks at Brooklyn Tech actually LIKE the school.
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A school full of over achievers, depressed kids and druggies. Its fucking huge with almost 6000 kids. Everyone is smart to some degree but because of the drugs and depression a lot kids don't live up to their potential. Most kids (including me) are butt ugly which leads to engineer's eye. Fights rarely happen because the kids are too pussy/depressed/high to care. If u wanna do well just pay attention most of the time in class. Also beware of pedo teachers, we're kinda famous for that.
I go to brooklyn tech, a city block sized detention center in downtown brooklyn.
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A giant school filled with uninteresting people.Idiots roam the halls and staircases(majority of the school's cubic area)who seem to always block you from your destination, that one class with the asshole teacher who loves jotting down lateness's, the type of prick you want to punch in the face for every word he utters from that despicably dumb looking mouth of his. Basically its very hard to find decent friends,most of the people you meet are dumbshits, and there're no people to seriously talk to at lunch. If you ever have the luck to find a girl that is average or above, she will most likely be taken, a total dumbass (I believe majority likes their girls with brainwaves), or a horrible personality. It takes 37 of the 40 minutes in lunch to actually get a tray, and once you do the food isn't edible, and in the time that you muster up the courage take a bite of the shit the lunch period is already over. The only way to actually pass the time would be messing with people, be it jumping on their tables and starting to thrust, or invading their conversations and starting to get to know them until you yell penis off the top of your lungs, also recommended is finding the ugliest girls you can and telling them they're beautiful passionately- never to be seen again in the midst of the crowd of 1000 Asians (the cafeteria). I can't really complain about the teachers, since they are pretty decent, well the ones I've had so far that is. The freshmen are horrible which I can say while being one, how can you possibly need that much material in your bookbag, and can you not walk through the hallways looking so irritatingly stupid? The classes are easy, and the materials are simple. You may object to that saying freshman year is just easy, but I take all sophomore classes, not including DDP which is a fucking waste of time. Who the fuck invented gay and straight alliance? Its like your begging me to beat the shit out of you.
No airbags (just something to get cred)
Brooklyn tech
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A waste of time. The only reason to go is to waste tyme. Stupid teachers, half of them older then rosa parks been in three wars n still talk about it to this day. The girls are terrible. These bitches are mad ugly like 5% of the girlz are decent n 2% are worth tlkin to. Yea theres fights, durin the year of 03-04 there was plenty. There was sum fires too. Niqqaz go in and cant wait to get out.
Jus shouin out to da class of 06' n niqqas that suppose to go 06' but dnt ya betta get out by 08' if not they gunna sen u pakin n e wayz. its matt aka dat microwave cuz i heat up e z. shout out to all ya niqqas i no. shawties holla at me.
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