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brown cow

The action of slapping a woman in the face with your penis after performing unprotected anal sex with her. The object is to cover her face with feces and/or blood.

When Carly refused to cook ribs, Alex gave her a brown cow.

by WotanMitUns June 23, 2006

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Brown cow

You can call someone a brown cow if you hate them. That's because brown cows should be making chocolate milk, but they DON'T. Therefore, they are a SHAME for the society.

"ugh, miss Johnson is a f***** brown cow!! He won't stop giving assignments"

by Wilbur the dog December 11, 2020


brown cow

sticking the penis in the anus of the female and taking it out with feces on the penis and then the female "milks" the cow

hey i totally brown cowed this one bitch last night. my dick was full of shit

by chodemanbear January 3, 2010

19๐Ÿ‘ 39๐Ÿ‘Ž


brown cow stunning

originally coined by Monique Heart on Rupaulโ€™s Drag Race season 10, brown cow stunning means something is extra gorgeous. extra stunning.

person one: so how was the movie?
person two: it was amazing, brown cow stunning!

by lizzi fuentes July 21, 2018

69๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


milking the brown cow

Reaching around and squeezing the tits of the girl as she's on all-fours and you're deeply in her balloon knot

Man, I think I threw my back out while milking the brown cow last night.

by big_schnasty January 31, 2005

22๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Brown Cow Stunning

Brown Cow Stunning is a term used when someone's look is completely perfect head-to-toe.
This term was invented by Monique Heart, a queen who competed on the tenth season of RuPaul's Drag Race.

YOU CAN'T CLOCK THIS MUG AMERICA! I'M BROWN COW STUNNING!

by mndrl September 1, 2018


brown cow

a form of a charlie horse. to pull off a brown cow, you have to slide down on the strings of a guitar, and when you reach the end of the fret board, lift your hand off and punch someone close by with a lot of power.

during music class, josh turned around and brown cow'd greg right in the arm

by jordon_guv June 4, 2005

4๐Ÿ‘ 50๐Ÿ‘Ž