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Brownies: After eating and digesting, your body is preparing to make brownies.
When you release your brownies, they are referred to as the "brownies are fresh out of the oven."
If you have diarrhea, the brownies are known as "messy" and you probably added too much milk to the brownie mixture.
Sometimes you flush your brownies, but some do not go all the way down. These are known as "brownie crumbs."
If your brownies are green in color, mint chocolate chip brownies were made.
If you happen to have had too much spicy food, your brownies come out of the oven a little to hot. Be careful.
*Note: Based on how often you pass gas and/or how bad it smells tells you that the brownies will be ready soon.
Oh, man! That lasagna was good! I'm going to be making brownies in about an hour though.
Uht oh. I had wayyy too many buffalo wings tonight! I am not looking forward to this brownie mixture later!
Dude! Your farts reek! What kinda brownies you got cookin' in there?!
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Noun. This is a code word for shitting your trousers in the workplace. Generally employed in conversation when an unwanted third set of ears is present during a personal conversation about shitting your pants at work. The speaker will tactically say they "had a brownie" which means that they shit their pants accidentally while at work.
X: "Hey Jane, how's your morning been?"
Y: "Well it was going pretty good until around nine I had a brownie."
X: "Damn. A brownie?"
Y: "Yes I had a quart of Miller High Life last night during the game and a pot of coffee to on top of it this morning on the way to work. Sure as hell...that combo lead to my having a brownie when I got here."
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When a person drops a bucket of shit on a persons head, then eats it while having sex with that person.
Last night I performed the Brownie on my sister.
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Where you get carried away and freely buy lots of alcohol and drugs for everyone on a big night out. Then wake up the next day with the grim realisation you spent a tonne of dosh on a bunch of people and not sure who, how or why. Then message everyone en masse to ask who owes you money for your excessive behaviour the night before.
Tony is chasing money for last night, he's pulling a Browny.
someone who acts really stupid, and someone who is an air head.
Boy: okay were gunna meet up at 5pm.
Airheard: wait, when are we gunna meet up?
Boy: your such a brownie
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A dude who, is one of the greatest forms of entertainment, both at his or someone else's expense
"Did you hear what Browny did last night? What a mad effort!!"
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An inability to continue working due to lack of motivation
I've got the brownies
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