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The only man in the world who can defeat Chuck Norris.
Bruce Lee kicked Chuck Norris' ass in.. One of his movies.
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Bruce Lee was the greatest martial artist/philosopher that ever was and ever will be, no one will ever compare to him. The world is a sadder place without Bruce Lee and his kick-ass martial arts moves and his philosophy's.
We should all listen to what Bruce Lee had to say, he was a great man and a Greater teacher....
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Bruce Lee is the only man to beat Chuck Norris.
Guy 1: Chuck Norris blows bubbles with beef jerky.
Guy 2: Puft, that is nothing, Bruce Lee blows bubbles with boulders.
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1. Innovative martial artist who perfected Kung Fu and invented Jeet Kune Do. Famous for the feared "one-inch" punch. Acted in several martial arts movies as well.
2. To attack someone. Often in a crazed/retarded manner. Usually by someone who doesn't know what the fuck they are doing.
1. "That Bruce Lee movie I just watched sure was kickass."
2. "If you don't get your hand out of my pants I'll go Bruce Lee on your ass!"
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To attack someone with great martial art skill. (A sideways tribute to Jeet Kune Do founder Bruce Lee).
Keep it up, and I'll go Bruce Lee on your ass!
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Empty your mind; be formless; shapeless, like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put it into a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow, or creep, or drip, or crash... be water my friend.
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