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In reference to jizzing on your partners face then quickly and unexpectedly putting your ass in front of their nose and igniting a fart
I told him to shoot his load all over my face but before I could open my eyes the bastard did an about face then ripped & lite one and started chanting "Creme Brulee"
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brule means if someone is unattractive
e.g= butters
= minger
oh my god look at the girl
yeh she is so brule
can she get any uglier?
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When you vomit your insides all over a sink or bathroom floor, forming a nice even coat... like a creme brulee.
Drank too much jager last night... ended up creme brulee-ing all over the toilet floor.
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A term for a large or girthy penis.
Joe: Hey bro I have a fat brulee in my pants, and it has your name on it
Johnothy: What the hell is your problem man, I'm calling 911
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The act of taking a shit without wiping your ass and then letting it dry and harden on your cheeks before, later in the day, performing a subsequent shit that must break through the crusty layer to escape.
I was running late for work and didn't have time to wipe so I decided to creme brulee it instead.
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A Creme Brulee (or for the fancy and correct - Crème brûlée) occurs when you ejaculate in your partners mouth and they hold it without swallowing, then you throw pepper in their face until they sneeze and explode a spray of creme brulee all over you.
John blew in Alice's mouth then threw pepper in her face until Alice sneezed an awesome Creme Brulee all over John's happy waiting face.
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This is the dessert to the famous gunt pizza. A hard brown sugar like build up has built up over the gunt custard to form this treat. The crust must be broken to gain access to the precious gunt custard beneath. This is an acquired taste and a stong stomach and constitution is needed for its enjoyment.
'I ripped off her clothes and found a gunt brulee ready for me under her gunt strap!'
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