Brummie

A person of little, if any intelligence or general importance in society. A person who can be easily bullied or victimised for either a) their accent or b) their general incompetence. A Brummie is a person who improves the lives of those around them, but only because they will fall up a stair and yell out loudly in pain, therefore adding to the hilarity of any situation.

That kid just fell down while standing still. He must be a Brummie

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brummie

A person who claims to be English, humoured by rest of the country, but every one knows they are actually welsh!

As boring as a Brummie

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brummys

People from Birmingham

"The worst accents in Britain or of the brummys"

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Brummie Land

Slang for Birmingham

"Oi, what are you doing this weekend?"
"Heading over to Brummie Land to sight see!"

Brummy grass

Spiky horrible graas

Oh no, I can't sit there. It's Brummy grass

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Brummie Shuffle

When someone tells you something is ready and it is not - so you end up shuffling back to where they called you from. However eventually when you do the Brummie shuffle back the goods are worth it.

guy 1 "Yo come here and check this out!"
guy 2 "OK"
guy 1 "Oh shit its not ready"
guy 2 "bloody hell i did a brummie shuffle for nothing"
guy 1 "It will be better next time"

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Brummie Land

Slang for Birmingham

"Hey, where you headed this weekend?"
"I'm going to Brummie Land to visit some friends!"