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a cheap alcoholic bevarage good for getting drunk. So light you can't taste it after the first one. Very popular at parties!
John: Pass me a bud light!
Jill: How many you had?
Johm: Twelve, but drunk even not i'm!
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The beer used to be kind of good, but now it has become a beer where, if you drink it, a dress will magically appear around you. Now it sucks! It has become Trans-(formers)
Bro 1: *Drinks Coors Light beer
Bro 2: *Drinks Modelo beer
Bro 3: *Starts Drinking Bud Light
Bro 1 and 2: Noooo! Don't drink that!
Bro 3: *Finishing Bud Light.
Why not?
Bro 1 and 2: Because of (censor playing Transformers theme. Transformers robots in disguise!)dress.
Bro 3: I feel funny. *Dress appears.
(Transformsers theme plays in the background). *Becomes Trans-(formers)
Trans-(former) 3: Noooooo!
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Foamy water with a small amount of alcohol added. Anything you might taste while drinking is purely imaginary.
The unfortunate party guests ran out of real beer, and were forced to drink bud light the rest of night.
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Pure Piss in a bottle. Popular at high school parties simply because its cheap and available in bulk. However, there is actually a good side to this alcohol-injected urine. They make some of the funniest damn commercials around.
John: *Grabs last bud light*
Sarah: Hey John, wanna get me a bud light?
John: Um....sure, one sec. *Chugs Bud light*
John: *Pisses in bottle*
Sarah: Thanks! Mmmmm...Crisp!
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Hey, im gunna go get some beer.all we have is bud light
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Bud Light is a pretty good beer. It's not the best, but it beats most beers, especially that disgusting Pabst Blue Ribbon beer. Bud Light goes down smooth and is refreshing. A few to a 6 pack of Bud Light is good.
Bud Light is a refreshing beer.
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A formally popular pilsner, mild and inoffensive in taste, easy drinking however they decided to worry about their ESG score and used a trans gender in their advertising. Since then they've seen massive sales reduction, share price reduction and even ESG score reduction as they were seen as pandering to the right by not continuing with the advert. A future study in how not to market. ESG before the customer or profit
Friend 1: Hey I'm going to get myself a Bud light
Friend 2: Really? When are you getting your bottom surgery?
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