buford

one of the hotter boys you'll find in high school. he is a whole beefcake and has a flat head, his booty is big too

wow y'all see buford over there? he's so dreamy

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Buford

Buford is one of the hottest people you’ll ever know. In fact, he probably is the hottest person you know. He’s the kind of guy you’ll never forget, whether it be from his jokes, his looks, or his amazing sandwiches. If you are dating a Buford, just know that you are one of the luckiest girls/guys in the world.

Girl 1: WHAT!?! How’d you get yourself a Buford?!
Girl 2: Pure luck. I think I am officially the luckiest human I know.
Girl 1: *sighs with jealousy*

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BIG BUFORD

The best burger at checkers

I'm gonna mow 6 big bufords tonight and then shit them out

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Chunky Buford

Act of tucking your lips inside your lover's anus and vomiting inside their rectum. Then after an hour wait, you lay down while they squat over you and fart it back out on your chest. Usually by this point the vomit curdles nicely, and comes out chunky like cottage cheese.

I heard Danny Juicyfingers and Sanzabar Pepperpants were up all night last night watching Golden girls reruns and giving each other some pretty healthy Chunky Bufords.

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Buford and Bernardo

The name that Tom Anderson says when he confuses the names of Beavis and Butt-Head
Much like Buffcoat and Beaver

Butt-Head: Those 2 kids went that way, UGH HUH HUH
Tom: I'm guessing it was Buford and Bernardo , those two are always up to no good
Beavis- Oh yeah, HEH HEH

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Buford, Wyoming

Home of the loneliest man in the US. Population: 1.

In Buford, Wyoming the man that lives there must be the mayor, fire chief, police man and store keeper. Funny...

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Buford, GA

A relatively boring city with very few attractions. The weather is very bipolar and crappy, so make sure you bring your coat everywhere. The only common attraction here is the Mall of Georgia that is THE Mall of Georgia. Greeeeat, right?

Person #1 residing in Buford, GA: Hey man, let's do something fun tonight.
Person #2 residing in Buford: Dude, we live in Buford -.-
Person #1 residing in Buford: Oh, right... Forgot... Again...

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