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Arguably, one of the best camp breakfasts there is and yet also one of the simplest to make. A bullseye is made by removing the center of a piece of bread and putting it in a greased cast iron skillet on a grate over a campfire. Then, an egg is cracked and dropped in the hole in the bread (hence the name bullseye). Finally, cheese and/or ham is placed on it and it's allowed to cook, flipping as necessary. However, pepperoni (or ronies) can also be used in place of the ham or it can be eaten plain.
Can I have a bullseye, ham and possibly ronies
Tell me Kathryn, do you want your eggs cooked up sunny side
I want to sleep
Don't you dare close your eyes!!!
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When you cum in someone's eye causing a burning sensation and a very red eye
Ya I bullseye that bitch she couldn't see out off that eye for an hour.
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The bullseye is the act of revealing ones behind (also known as mooning) and spreading the right and left buttox, or cheeks, to reveal the anus. This portrays the common bullseye target as it is colour-coated to match the red and brown and sometimes black pattern of the poopie-hole. This is also known as a Two Cheek Peek.
At first I thought Kleydis was mooning me, but then I noticed he was spreading his cheeks and giving me a bullseye. Boy, does he do a poor job of wiping!
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Hitting upon that "sweet spot" or position that does it so completely for your partner they flip their noodle; for about (an hour) they will revere you as a god/dess.
WOW!! BULLSEYE!, BABY! 2 thumbs & 2 legs up!"
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When you're nailing a babe from behind, whilst downing an entire tall boy Natty Ice. Upon finishing, crushing the can on her back, so as to form a red ring on it. Then aiming any and all ejaculates toward said ring.
Oh my god, I can't believe that asshole gave me the bullseye the other night!
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To drop a turd in the toilet with such precision that the water splashes straight up and hits the anus. Much a kin to a perfect dive that splashes up and makes no ripples in the water.
Hey! Guys! I just went to the crapper and guess what? Bullseye!
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1. Item of confectionary. Gobstopper famous in the 80s.
2. Darts quiz show hosted by Jim 'Super Smashing Great' Bowen, famous in the 80s.
3. Another name for the anus.
4. To shoot one's duff in a girl's eye.
1. "Hello Mr Shopkeeper, please can I have a 10p mix with a drumstick, some cola bottles, flying saucers and a bullseye?"
2. "IN ONE." "Be a 'cut' above the rest with these garden shears"
3. As Felicity was sucking me off she stuck her finger right up my bullseye.
4. "Oh Clayton, not again."
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