bumchums

Male cyclists who comiserate with each other, and discuss treatments for, the piles common with users of this form of transport.

Hello me old bumchums, how are the piles today? Did that cream I suggested help?

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Bumchum

The one kid that somehow manages to finish you when they are in combat with someone else. Yes Fortnite kids, I’m talking about you

You actual bumchum, go swallow thy lar ge bin

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bumchums

3 n00bs who play WoW MMORPG and put even the retards who play that game to shame, they like the sexings, however they never get it and they think they are so uber l33t even though they get their asses kicked at arena battles and PvP, they own almost no tier pieces and spend most of their time having no life and bumming over each other. (unless with each other) see koigen, hyrex, arkot.

Arkot: hey guys wanna try at PvP.
Koigen: Yeh sure we can go AV and pwn some n00bs.
Hyrex: after that we'll go and show off our tier 4 piece to everyone.
*guy wearing merciless gladiator set walks past*
Guy: stupid n00bs you suck at PvP you have no good armour.
Arkot: ah screw this wanna go have some sexings with each other?
Koigen: yeh sure.
Hyrex: we are bumchums after all

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Bumchums

A brand of male undergarments, created as a clever bit of demographic marketing. The target demographic is male homosexuals in the United Kingdom - a narrow but apparently-profitable niche.

A brand of britches kissing up to the backsides of male homosexuals? It looks like demographic marketers (and their bumchums) will do anything, and kiss any butt, just to chase the pink pound in this country.