Bunk Bed

When you go into a QDOBA bathroom and the toilet is broken and full of someone else's poop. You have to poop really bad, so you poop on top of someone else's poop and toilet paper; with no choice but to leave the whole mess for some poor employee.

The other day I went to QDOBA and had to pull a bunk bed. Those pork tacos almost make me shit my pants every time.

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bunk bed

bunk bed-when someone has an ugly face but a hot rockin body therefore it is acceptable to sleep with him/her

Brintney spears is so bunk bed

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Bunk beds

An invention to create more room for activities. Often mistaken for a contraption for sleeping.

"Look, we made bunk beds. Now we have so much room for activities, like aerobics!"
"This is how we do it"

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Italian Bunk Bed

When you and your homie fall asleep on top of each other with your hands in each other’s pants.

Jake: Damn that was a crazy night last night Garrett and I didn’t have a place to sleep so we had to do the Italian Bunk Bed.

There’s no bunk beds in a graveyard

Used as an analogy for “when the grim reaper comes, you can’t call your friends. You’re going alone”

Bro1: Man you know i love you but “There’s no bunk beds in a graveyard”.
Bro2: fuck

bunk bed head

When you remove the matress on the top bunk of the bunk bed, lie on your stomach, and stick your dick through an opening on the bedframe so the other person can suck it

"Damn, we were getting freaky last night! She has a bunk bed and we removed the top matress so she could give me bunk bed head. She sucked my dick like she was a hamster!"

human bunk bed

The act of forming a bunk bed with warm bodies. Usually involving 3 individuals but can be created with 2 very crafty individuals. Represented with the 699 symbol.

Ideally this formation involves 3 women or a man and 2 women. However, it will still be deemed a human bunk bed with 2 men and 1 woman and technically a human bunk bed with 3 men.

There is no ideal locale for this formation to take place. However light is preferred since the first human bunk bed was created in the absence of light.

"Hey baby, you ever make a human bunk bed before? No? Well its easy. Go grab your girlfriend and get on. But first, I've got to work on my glamour muscles."