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When a male gets hypnotized by a perfectly round and supple pair of ass cheeks. So much so that he may not even realize he is being completely obvious... usually resulting in being caught staring at the cheeky wonder.
Tom: "I was at the mall today sitting on the bench and I got slapped by my wife."
Bill: "Why? What'd you do?"
Tom: "I got a wicked case of bunnel vision when that skank walked by in those tight pants."
Has the whitest teeth known to man.
"I'm sheriff John Bunnell."
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A man with a plan, and everyhting he says.....GOES! He is featured on many FOX police chase shows and struts his stuff. Walking through a minefield without fail. Walking through a tornado and his hair is still perfectly shaped! He is everywhere at every time, and ready to piss you off, or save your life!
So get ready, this is going to be a FAST ride!
"This bohemian bovine bastard skyrockets down the highway at triple digit speeds, but that's no match for the police officers 320 HORSES!"
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The host of the Fox Network television show 'The World's Wildest Police Videos'. Known for his level of hyperbole in his descriptions of the on-screen action.
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Sheriff John Bunnell is a legend
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a so called "city" in florida divided into two sections by a traintrack, the rednecks then the blacks & crackheads. never trust anyone or anything in bunnell, the only thing good about this place in the mexican resturant.
*Lashakiraquisha walks into dollar general*
bum: "damn girl wanna come to my place"
"who da fuck yo dirty ass talkin to" *pulls a tazer out*
car full of happy family drives by on their way to church across town- "kids close your eyes we dont know what will happen in bunnell!"