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Eg. 'Burching it.'
When you fuck up so badly that you can't even begin to comprehend what you did wrong.
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Person 1 - 'Hey man, I heard your open relationship with your wife isn't working out and she's leaving you.'
Burch - 'Yeah, I guess she just couldn't handle coming home late every night.'
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Person 1 - 'So I hear that people don't really like your writing, they say it feels forced.'
Burch - 'Yeah, thanks.'
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To Burch, Burching, Burcher;
To totally suck the life out of a party or joke, or to even complain about something glorious that has happened to you.
Example 1:
"Man my wedges are ready way to quickly"
"man stop Burching"
Example 2:
"wow this is the best party i have ever been too"
"The music is a bit loud"
"why must you burch"
Example 3:
"OMG I got a free nugget, someone better get fired for this, it is a complete waste of product"
"you are such a burcher"
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To artificially make something simple appear more complicated and difficult to understand for the purpose of job security or ego gratification. "He burched that code so he's the only one who knows how to fix it and they cant fire him." Conversely, frequently used by marsh-mellow brains incapable of abstract or logical thought, or amateurs who only understand the rudimentary aspects of their profession to justify their incompetence.
"My professor with his highfalutin PhD in Chemistry burched the procedure for making nitroglycerin when he showed us in class, claiming that it was highly unstable. So I skipped the nonessential burched steps when I mixed the nitric acid with the sulfuric acid. BTW, someone blew up my apartment building last night and I am in Intensive Care at the hospital."
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Burch·ing
Verb
1. To be utterly unconcerned about the consequences of some action; without caution; careless
2. To be reckless of danger.
Oh my god man I was burching so hard last night.
I was such a Burch last night and (gerned) my face off.
I was burching when I hit that old lady in the face.
That was some burching bakkie driving I was doing last night
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A state of total and utter inebriation to the point where one loses complete control of their faculties, causes injury to themselves, and wakes up with no recollection of the previous day's happenings.
After work, let's go out and get burched.
When your extremely high. You won't be able to walk or talk. It takes some white widow or bomb-ass dro (the kind that smells like pine cones) to get you burched.
After that blunt of dro I was burched.
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acting gay, or performing homosexual taunts
"oi, that guy bare burch bruv "
"stop doing burch tricks I aint in to that!"
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