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An after dinner surprise in which you expect a nice burp but end up with a little barf making its way up your esophagus thus leaving you with that horrible burning sensation. (Burp + Barf = Burf)
Earl: Gee whiz Sally, that was a fine souffle you made!!
Sally: Well thank you Earl.
Earl: Buuuuurppppblecccchhhh!! Oh Christ my thraot is burning....I just BURFED!!!
Sally: Oh Earl!!
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When you try to burp, but a little vomit comes out.
Person 1 *burfs* “sorry I just burfed.”
Person 2 “what the fuck is a burf?”
Person 1 “sharting of the mouth.”
The act of being born in da' ghetto
Yo' bitch, when's yo' burf-day
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The act of expelling an exceptionally acrid and heavy fart that feels hot in temperature, making only a slight "bfffff" sound as the bitter fumes leaves the anal cavity. Much more deadly and bitter than the average silent fart.
"Honey, you won't want to sit next me right now. This roasted garlic is making me burf."
"Sam was pissed because I burfed in his cube."
"My wife practically passed out from the burf I just left in the car."
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Something to say when you don't know what else to say but want to say a word. Expresses general discontent or simply slight boredom.
*stares at Facebook for five minutes*
"Burf."
*goes and makes a sandwich
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A disgusting and nauseating fart, usually consisting of egg-like odors with a hint of shit. Always silent, but deadly.
Dude, it smells like shit! Did somebody burf?
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According to my 3 yr old daughter, who came up with this word, it is what happens when you burp and barf a little at the same time.
When George gave me that come hither look, I burfed in my mouth.
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