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That which Burgals Turds
Matthew Oakley is a Turd Burgaler.
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Burgal-flickal is a Scandinavian technique for flipping pickled burgers without a spatula.
Burgal-flickalling requires quick fingers and nerves of steel.
Wow Oli did you see that burgal-flickal the new chef did!?
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a person who burgles your turds. or a person who steals crap out of somebody elses toilet.
I was at a paty with my friend colleen. later in the evening i had to take a shit so i went to the bathroom. I forgot to flush after I went back down stairs so I turned around, when I got to the bathroom... IT WAS GONE! i had been 'turd burgled!" I cant believe that i forgot to flush! That sonofabitch Deval patrick is a Tird burgaler!
"mum dad im a turd burgaler"
"but thomas my little sturtain!"
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To engage in anal intercourse. To penetrate another's rectum with one's penis.
I walked in on Steve and Rodney...it was so sick. They were swapping off on burgaling the brown bagel.
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A alpha male who proseeds in putting peanut butter on his nob and slamming it so hard up his arse he screems like a squealing pig.
Gareth lock and his bum boy mr longdon while hes dad invades and says ''sorry son''
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