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When you defecate but forget to flush only to come back later and find your cat pawing at said turd as if it was planning to steal it.
I caught my cat being a turd burgular last night.
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someone who fucks butts and likes it 2
yo mom you are a total turd burgualr
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One who burgles shit(turds).
A total cocksmoker.
I saw Paul turd burgle my poop out of the tarlet!!
Vishy is a fag and a total turd burgular.
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When having sex through the back door, only to pull your tool out and find a clump of turd attached to your knob
"Turd Burgular" I turd burgled Cindy last Saturday night but disaster averted, I wiped it on her curtains before she found out
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coprophiliac,a person w/a sexual fetish toward excrement and its processes
"everytime I go take a dump,that turd burgular follows me into the restroom....it's creepy"
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A gay boy who likes to stick his cock in a fellow queen's asshole and persue in stealing his turds.
That guy over there is a turd burgular!
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someone who burgles or wast your time.coined from J Horton stoping buy to talk for long periods of time.also applies to space burglar.
That time burgular Jeff just wasted 3 hours of my time talking about rabbits.
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