burmese python

a type of snake possessing a voracious appetite. For this reason, they are often used to aid in disposal of dead bodies after a very well premeditated murder.

My burmese python is still gets fed once a month on average.

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Burmese Lunch

The massively reduced stature of ones penis after excessive cocaine usage.

Look at his "Burmese Lunch" he must have done at least a gram.

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Burmese Shove

Pushing your morning boner between the mattresses.

My pee pee hard on was so tingly, I had to do a Burmese Shove

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burmese bull

Chinese dildo

My asian grandmother got me a Burmese Bull for the Chinese New Year.

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Burmese Handshake

The act of shitting in ones palm, and then aggressively forcing a pussy to cum until the squirting urine combines with the shit thus completing the Burmese Handshake.

I got the aroma of shit, urine and cum out of her using the burmese handshake, dude.

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Burmese water trap

A way to sabotage someone by placing a folder or other similar flat surface on the top of a bottle/glass filled with water (or any other liquid), flipping the liquid-filled vessel upside down, and then carefully sliding the folder out from beneath, leaving the overturned container on the desk/table/ect. of the victim. Carefully poking holes in the bottom of the receptacle after setting the trap up will also increase the damage done by the Burmese Water Trap, as well as remove the likelihood of your target containing a percentage of the water within the vessel after triggering the trap.

That waitress was extremely rude, so I put her tip inside of a Burmese water trap.

Burmese Mountain Tiger

A sexual act that is supposedly described in some versions of the Kama Sutra. To perform this act, a woman lies spread-eagle on a bed while a man climbs 9 feet(3 meters) above her on a ladder. The man jumps off the ladder while growling like a tiger and spreading his arms in imitation of the pouncing jungle beast. The goal is to land inside of the woman's vagina.

When I failed to successfully complete the Burmese Mountain Tiger, I ruptured several blood vessels in my penis and had to be rushed to the emergency room.

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