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a burnside mum is one who hangs out and shops at burnside village ( a shopping district in burnside, adelaide, australia).
These "mums" are normally seen to be wearing their customary gold belts and gold shoes, candy pink lipstick, with blond hair and sunnies on their heads. they are often slightly orange, they drive large expensive cars, normally FWD and they normally wear all white, CAPRI ( 3/4 pants) or sometimes those tiny checkered blue or pink pants. If wearing colours, baby blues, pale pinks, pale yellows, and a pale lime green sometimes.
SIGNATURE ACCESSORY: gold belt, gold shoes, candy pink lipstick.
They are ALWAYS at school helping with their children and can do million things at once.
<These women are the biggest gossips and enjoy cuppacinos.
a burnside mum is often referred to as a barbie.
"She is such a gossip, she knows everything!"
"she is a burnside mum"
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The bottom draw in the office desk which contains contraband e.g. grog, porn, form guides, condoms, chocolate, deviant lifestyle magazines and ciggies. Named after the no nonsense cop of the same name off The Bill
Set in the open plan office
Person 1: (quietly) Dude do you have any bourbon?
Person 2: (quietly back)Wait a moment while I check my Burnside draw
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When a streetwalker gets in your car she will ask you if you are a cop. When you say no, she will ask you to prove it. This involves her pulling out your penis or sliding her hand in your pants and grapping your penis so she can give it a quick tug. This is what's known as the Burnside Handshake.
In Seattle it's call the Aurora handshake. In Phoenix it's referred to as the East Van Buren Handshake, and in LA oftentimes known as the Sunset Blvd Handshake.
Hey now that your in the car, would you like to do the burnside handshake??
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Someone who is a general and has lots of sideburns.
Ooh, Damn! That man called General Burnside has noice sideburns!!
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he is soooooo funny and can ALWAYS make me smile.. i love him so so so much. i don't know what i'd do without a Robert. he's the best boyfriend anyone could ask for. he's super cute and good at everything he does, and he's a beast at drums. Robert has all kinds of friends. everyone loves Robert Burnside. & he's the best kisser everrrr. :) hehehee. i love you babe! <3 you are the best. xoxox.
"bet you wish you had a Robert Burnside in your life"
"yeah, i do. :( he's just soooooooooooooo amazing" :)
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An American Civil War General who was on the side of the Union. He was also the governor of the U.S. state of Rhode Island and Senator soon after that. He is notable for being the namesake of sideburns, possessing them throughout his life.
Tim: Why are sideburns called sideburns?
Bob: It was named after Ambrose Burnsides
A large specimen of a human being can often be found on grindr and under your bed
Adam always carries his trusty vape
Guy 1
"Hey look at that large human being blowing fat clouds on his vape what is his name"
Guy2
" oh thats just adam burnside avoid eye contact he will turn you into stone "
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