Will Burrows

The famed Will Burrows, known throught the inland empire as "the guy who liked all my shit on FB"
Little does everyone know, that he is more then that, he is probably one of the most down people you will ever meet, you are lucky enough to ever encounter him.
He's often seen with his counterpart Alex Balladares who is just as gnarly as Will, but not as well known.

"OH SWEET 30 new notifications! im so popular"
*Will burrows has liked your status*.... -_____-

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burrows

To firstly drink 3 litres of sainsbury's basics cider, then go out and kick the shit out of a zumba fitness sign at a nightclub. Then to get a job working for the aforementioned night club.

"Last night I did a burrows and I owe them £270. Fucks sake."

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Burrows

Also known as a nickname for curly toenails

Symptoms include: cheesy smell

Oh! I havnt cut my toenails for a long time there looking burrows!

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Burrowing

Bizarre sexual gratification method involving making an incision in your partners thigh with a scalpel and making love to the wound

I totally burrowed that fat lass last night

my new boyfriend wants to get into burrowing but I'm a bit scared

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burrow

1. To lounge or to be lazy in a cold dark enviroment while watching a movie or just lying there.

How dare you disrespect my burrow.
I am so burrow right now.
I'm tired I'm gonna go burrow.
Scot said to Stephen,"I am so burrow right now."

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burrow

To take a loan from someone. Originated by the habit of digging deep in your pockets to take out money.

My I burrow five dollars?

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Burrow

to wedge face in between legs when someone is laying on their stomach.

I burrowed her while she was sleeping.

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