Bus Syndrome

A disorder that arises in your love life when, after being single or falling from broken relationship to another for a while, multiple good prospects appear on your horizon...
to explain better, finding two people you like in a short space of time...

Dude 1: man, this situation with Lauren and Jane is showing signs of Bus Syndrome...

Dude 2: Your Fucked Mayte

Beat The Bus Syndrome

A person, when driving, who has the incentive to always be in front of the bus by any means necessary.
This being:
• Overtaking dangerously
• Driving Recklessly
• Dangerous use of speed

*Bus driver gets cut up by a car when pulling off a roundabout*
“What an idiot! Looks like he has a bad case of Beat The Bus Syndrome”