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To be beheaded by a madman and have your head displayed to fellow passengers
"I'm just catching a ride from Edmonton to the circus in Winnipeg" said circus boy.
"Yeah, a Canadian bus ride" said madman holding a large knife
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When walking alongside someone and approaching hedges, you deliver a clean hip check so they end up ass over tea kettle in said bushes
I gave Kenny a Green Bus Ride while walking to the store.
An undertaking guaranteed to end in disaster, and by disaster I mean having your head removed by the person in the seat next to you.
"We went to Red Lobster and it was a total Canadian bus ride. I can still smell the breaded shrimp vomit."
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The only thing more epic than a Polish bike ride. Results in serious pwnage.
Crispin was being a gash last week so I gave him the old Canadian bus ride. That took the smile off his face.
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A sexual act between two men in which the receiving partner, person A, is sitting on the other partner's, person B's, lap sideways. Additionally, B sucks A's dick while fucking him in the ass.
"I'll sit on your lap and let you fuck my ass, but you have to suck my dick."
"Okay, before or after?"
"Dude, during. I want a New York Bus Ride."
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This is how a person with very little intelligence can be referred to as.
That guy is a "dollar short for the bus ride home".
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When a woman packs a snowball and pokes a hole right through its diameter, and then proceeds to give a man a hand job with the aforementioned snowball.
It was the middle of winter and Jenny and Edward were feeling kinky so Jenny gave Edward an Alaskan bus ride.