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The opposite of a Blumpkin. Getting your salad tossed, a.k.a. ass eatin out, while taking a piss
I had to take a piss while I was bangin her in the bathroom, so I made her give me a Cruz Bustamante
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A Jose Bustamante is a chubby Mexican with a bald head who Everyone teases because why not, he’s a Jose Bustamante! It’s funny! Don’t be A Jose bustamante
Don’t be a Jose Bustamante cries like a little girl when his tacos have too much salsa or his Grande White skinny Vanilla Latte is too Hot at Starbucks then complains to the manager. He pets everyone’s little doggies and makes baby noises. He’s that friend who drinks too much when you go out then pees his pants. Don’t Be a Jose Bustamante
A Jose Bustamante is a chubby Mexican with a bald head who Everyone teases because why not, he’s a Jose Bustamante! It’s funny! Don’t be A Jose bustamante
Don’t be a Jose Bustamante cries like a little girl when his tacos have too much salsa or his Grande White skinny Vanilla Latte is too Hot at Starbucks then complains to the manager. He pets everyone’s little doggies and makes baby noises. He’s that friend who drinks too much when you go out then pees his pants. Don’t Be a Jose Bustamante
Zestiest mother fucker on this planet he loves femboys and playing league of legends. He is the zesty prince he also has horrible music taste
Look at that guy he looks so gay!
He’s probably an Ian Bustamante.
Taking your neighbors wife to the eye doctor
Jamie's pissed because: Bustamante.