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A magic little fucking red object kills every fucking doctor in the world when eaten
I just ate an apple and my fucking doctor is dead because I ate one
FUCKING FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKK
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what the fuck are you looking up apple for? what did you think you were going to find...
you know that round fruit that humans call an apple.
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Did you just misspell ''An apple''? Why the fuck are you on the internet?
Joe: Hey, Carol want a apple?
Carol: Did you just fucking misspell an apple?
Joe: sor nt ko kyes
Carol: What the fuck Joe
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A red fruit that is very similar to oranges but sexier
Oh look an apple, i'm having an orgasm
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A nice, delicious and round fruit.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away,
if you throw it hard enough.
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The sexual act of two gay men slamming their balls into each other.
Bill and Joel played apples to apples last night, it got a little loud
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A person who keeps it in the family.
Instead of homie hopping, why don't don't you Apple to Apple?