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Dinkle berry children, from another mother. Sex crumbs, ranging from 0.1mm to 3mm.
Tell your mother to clean those Butt Crumbs from her vajaja.
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those little dingy balls of toilet paper that cling to your butt.
Skinny has mad butt crumbs, not that i would know or anything.
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Those little pieces of toilet paper that get stuck in your butt after you wipe yourself if you use either to much paper or have a dry butt crack.
Ryan: "What are these little pieces of paper on the bathroom floor?"
Heidi: "My butt crumbs must have fallen out."
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small flakes of skin, pieces of toliet paper, underwear lint that end up on your bed usually after sleeping naked and with another person.
Michael: "C'mon let's make this bed"
Jane: *dusting and hand-sweeping sheets* "hold on, I'm cleaning our butt crumbs off"
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Dried up fecal particles left behind on the back of a toilet seat.Usually the size of salt and caused by sitting too long on the toilet which allowsshit to dry and not fully be wiped off by toilet paper.
Jon Doe just left butt crumbs in the bathroom.
Butt crumbs are leftover poop crumbs in your underwear that you meant to wipe off your ass after taking a big dump.
Sally: Daddy, what’s that in my underwear?
Father: I believe those are butt crumbs, honey.
Sally: Eww, I must have forgotten to wipe my bottom when I was on the potty.
Father: Just clean up and take a bath, and we won’t tell Mom. It’ll be our little secret.
Sally: Okay daddy! 🤗
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- Crumb butt: (n) when an unclothed person's posterior who is lying on a mattress or couch has left over food particles stick to it.
"Dammit! I just sat in those potato chip crumbs! I'm such a crumb butt."