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After a man goes jogging and comes back to his partner, he has her sit on his back while he sits on all fours and has her jerk him off from the back and using his nut butter he aquired from jogging as a lubricant, until he ejeculates or spews shit. creating the realisting butter churning like sensation!
Fact: Fat chicks can not be a butter churner!
1.)Willie like butter churning.
2.)hey honey how about some butter churning afer this run?
3.)I knew he was gay when i asked him to butter churn me and he smiled the entire time!
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When u fill a girls pussy full of milk and fuck her until it turns into butter then put it on toast.
“Me and my sister made a Cambodian Butter Churner last night”
“Wtf is that?”
“It’s where you put milk in her pussy and fuck until it turns into butter”
“Lemme pit that shit in my toast”
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When having sex with a woman who is lactating, collect a glass of her breast milk. Place your woman on her back with her legs in the air and pour the breastmilk into her vaginal canal. Procede to FUCK her straight down as though you are churning butter. When the milk curdles, wipe it on a piece of toast and feed it to your partner.
"Dude, last night my chick was hungry, so I gave her an Amish Butter-Churner!"
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when you put macaroni and cheese up a girls vagina. then once its all inside, you get a spoon. you then stick the spoon inside the vagina. then you churn the mac inside like you would a butter churner. then when you stop, she then proceeds to push the mac and cheese out of her vagina. then you eat the mac and cheese.
bro the German Butter churner is so sick i almost lost it.
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the act of rubbing butter all over a naked mans body and cleaning it off with your dick
nick: wanna do an arizona butter churner together?
david: dude no
During anal sex, after finishing inside the other person, the male forcefully plunges his dick in and out of their asshole. This makes the semen extra sticky and makes a loud splooshing sound. The one performing the act must have a neck beard, preferably with connecting sideburns.
"He hit me with that Amish Butter Churner after he came in my ass last night, it was horrible to clean up."
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A horrible multi-stage sexual act. In the first stage, milk is procured from a lactating woman. Then, the woman is anally fisted until she has attained anal width sufficient to receive the insertion of her own breast milk. Then, she is ass fucked until the milk turns to butter. The butter is then extracted and served over toast (serves up to twelve. For double servings, use two fists ((or two women))
Anthony: I just gave my gal a Green Bay Butter Churner
Toast Eater: (Vomits in disgust)
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