CCD

Compulsive commenting disorder; a disorder where an individual can not help themselves commenting on social media posts. no matter how trivial og stupid it might sound.

Ivan must have CCD, I can't ever write anything, no matter how obvious without him commenting on it.

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CCD

abbr. Cottage Cheese Discharge.
male semen, when ejaculated, appears to be like cottage cheese. Most common in dehydrated men. know cure; none as of yet...

"I think I caught something from your mom, all that came out was CCD..."

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CCD

Chocolate Covered Dick

For valentines day I'm going to get some CCD.

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CCD

abbr.
compulsive catholic disorder.
most kids in ccd don't know what it means.

Mayella: I'm in CCD. I'm really bored. Why am I here??? What the hell does CCD even stand for?

Tom: COMPULSIVE CATHOLIC DISORDER!

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CCD

Crazy Cunt Disease-Crazy bitch that doesn't shut the fuck up, thinks the world revolves around her and is an all around BITCH. Stay away from this kind of girl! a.k.a "CCD"

That bitch is so crazy she must have CCD!

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CCD

Compulsive-Complaining Disorder

This is a disease that usually occurs at the age of 15 or 16, especially in the UK during GCSEs. There is no known cure but it usually dies down a bit after that period of time.

However, there are some people who are born with this disease and live their whole life suffering from it. It is, unfortunately, hereditary.

Symptoms include: "FML", more swearing than usual, becoming maniacally depressed at writing with a blue biro, banging head on table, banging head on wall, banging head on any available surface, napping in the afternoon, napping in class, staying up very late in the evenings.

Teen 1: "...and then the homework is in for tomorrow and she hasn't taught us it and there's the coursework and that is fucked up and then..."

Teen 2: "Wow, he's got a bad case of CCD"

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Person 1: *banging head against wall* FML. FML. FML.

Person 2: What's wrong?

Person 1: LEAVE ME ALONE!

Person 3: I'd leave her alone, she has CCD

Person 2: *comprehension dawning* oooh

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CCD

CCD aka Communist China Denies is an acronym where ones self is not able to access certain web pages that are accessable in other countries, such as youtube or facebook in China. As this causes annoyance and frustration it is usually accompanied by an outburst of CCD or COMMUNIST CHINA DENIES!! *rage face*

x: hey, heres a link to a youtube video
y: WTF COMMUNIST CHINA DENIES

x: hahahhaha

y: whats so funny?
x: facebook war
y: what?! srs? show
x: *facebook link*
y: WTF CCD!@!!

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