CFT (Chinese Finger Trap)

Chinese Finger Trap - in reference to a tight vagina. One that operates like a bear trap, and no visitors return from.

"So, how was Saturday night with Jessica?"

"Well...that gurl...I swear her vagina was like a CFT (Chinese Finger Trap)! Once I was in I could get my d out."

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Congratulations. You have reached unholy levels of boredom. You have nothing left to do in life or your supposed to be writing an essay on goddamn sand in school.

You: I have no life
Me: I know
You: I just typed |?"}>:{+<LP_MKO)NJI(BHU*VGY&CFT^XDR%ZSE$AW#Q@!~ on my computer.
Me: I wrote an Urban Dictionary about that and am now writing and imaginary conversation.
You: -_-

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Congrats, you found another pinnacle of boredom. You could be getting your homework done but somehow you got here.

Me: Yo I just typed `1qaz2wssx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=\|?"}>:{+<LP_MKO)NJI(BHU*VGY&CFT^XDR%ZSE$AW#Q@!~
David: Bro just get back to work.

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CFT

Corey fucking Taylor
(Slipknot lead singer)

Person 1. You heard that new MGK shit?

Person 2. Yeah, lmao he doesn't know that he's fucking with CFT.