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central michigan university-- a mediocre college that is usually the number one or number two partying college in the nation, although they manage to have an awesome debate team.
"You go to cmu? okay, I'll just come back to this same McDonald's in ten years and see you then."
"You are on cmu's debate team? wow, you rock."
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When one's standards for females is lowered a level or series of levels due to a small sampling size and scarcity of women, resulting from an unfortunate guy to girl ratio.
John would've never hooked up with that chick, had it not been for years of wearing CMU Goggles.
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A Total Carnegie Mellon University Move ("Total CMU Move," or "TCMUM"), defined as prefacing an uber-intelligent question or statement with something to the effect of, "I know this is a dumb question," or, "This is probably the stupidest thing you'll hear today," as some subtly patronizing way of letting everyone around you know you're smarter than them -- as though it were an utterance so far below the usual standards of your stunning intellect that you have to apologize for it.
Pierre de Fermat: "So I have this equation here, it's kinda hard to solve... But it goes something like this, a^n + b^n = c^n..."
Student: "Uh, Professor Fermat, excuse me for sounding like a total idiot asking something as basic this, but it appears to me that no three positive integers a, b, and c can satisfy that equation for any integer value of 'n' greater than two. Or am I just like way off here?"
Everyone thinking in unison: "Total CMU Move, dude."
THE MOST HILLBILLY PLACE EVER!! DO NOT GO HERE OR YOU WILL EITHER BECOME AND ALCOHOLIC OR DIE OF BOREDOM!
you went to CMU Mount P. Michigan? eww.
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Cmu on social media such as instagram can mean either 'Chat me up' or 'Cracks me up' or something like that for example 'Cracking myself up'
Person 1: OMG you guys, a spider just bit me!
Person 2: Bite it back.
Person 3: CMU