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This is a phenomenon similar to backwash. It occurs when a male ejaculates in the vagina of a woman and as he pulls out there is some residual sperm mixed in with vaginal lubricant.
That felt good... oh geez look at all the cockwash!
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Its when you only wash your cock after fucking your gf instead of taking shower.
Jim: I had such an intense orgasm woow (gets up and walks to the washroom)
Mary: Are you going to take shower?
Jim: Naa a cockwash would do it..
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Dave - "How was the meeting this afternoon, mate?"
Eddie - "Oh you know, the gaffer was spouting the usual load of old cockwash".
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A remarkably easy woman with margarine thighs, the village bike
Eg. The girl at school who let anyone have a feel for ten pence.
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Cockwashing station :
When you are sitting on a toilet and a chick fucks you so hard that you lean back and break the toilet tank. Thus causing the water to gush everywhere and wash your cock off as well. Extremely helpful if a tidy bowl cleaner is inside the tank - as this may reduce risk of pregnancy and std's.
I waited in line to use the bathroom at the club forever! Bitch walks out smiling, looked like she PISSED her pants . Get in the stall and there's my man trying to wipe the water off the floor. Oh hell no! Fireball whore just opened up a Cockwashing station!"
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Someone who would typically be a keyboard warrior , flapping their lips , until you cross paths in person.
Jenny46 likes to call me out on the Facebook , then was at castco and I had 3 packs of shit tickets in my cart she sees me and gives me the eyeroll. I respond to her shut your Cockwasher or I'll smack you in it.
When you piss after ejaculating washing off any excess semen
Dude felt like ass after shooting my kids all over the wall but a nice cockwash did the trick