conts

'Contact lenses', the word has been truncated but still retains the allophonic morpheme of 's' to denote plurality.

You better take your conts out before you go to bed, or they'll float to the top of your eyelids and get stuck. You'll need a pair of tweezers to pull them out.

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Cont

The Northern Ireland Culchie (country folk) pronounciation of 'cunt'

Ohhhhh tha CONT!
Once a cont, always a cont!
That wee fella's a cont so he is

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Cont

A more refined, sophisticated way of saying controller.

'dude my cont is so much cooler than yours'

'no way dude mine's got vibrating feature built in'

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CONT

An elite, close collective group of males. Who often gather purely for the purpose of applying movie analogies to strangers while people watching. Often during alcohol consumption.

Plural: "That bunch of CONTS over there are making so much noise"

Singular: "That funny CONT is always doing Jim Carrey impressions"

"The big CONT likes arnie too much"

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Conted

1) being completely intoxicated by any number of methods

2)To be unlucky

1) I was completely fuckin conted last nite

2) My girlfriend has run away with the milman... conted!!!

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CONT

Someone who signs other people up to newsletters and mailing lists.

Tim and Bernard are a right bunch of Conts.

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Fooking Cont

Fooking: another word for f*cking but in politer terms.
Cont: another word for c*nt.
Words that can replace rude words, so that you can use theem more often, without technically swearing.

"Betty, you're a fooking cont."