COVID-19

Euphamism for pounds gained during a period of quarantine, shelter in place, lockdown, self-isolation, or social distancing, usually due to stress eating one's way through one's food storage during the 2020 global pandemic caused by the Coronavirus.

I just got rid of my Freshman 15 before packing on another COVID-19

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COVID-19

A bad lil bitch that needs a good spanking and punishment to listen to daddy

Get over here COVID-19 or I’ll beat yo ass real good

COVID-19

A virus equal to the common cold with one distinction: people are actually afraid of it for some reason.

Whoever started COVID-19 should be fucking raped to death with a stop sign! :)

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COVID-19

COVID-19 is this damn virus that makes people buy toilet paper and stay inside and wear masks and stay in online school
and suffer and be lonely and cough and die and is just all around a bad thing

dude 1: Man I hate COVID-19, we get stuck inside
dude 2: Me too bro it sucks

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COVID-19

a pain in the ass

COVID-19: hi guys, my job is to kill you

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COVID-19

The disease that will probably make the summer of 2020 miserable.

"Can I come over?"
"And risk me getting COVID-19 A.K.A. the Coronavirus?!"
"You're high right now, aren't you?"
"Fuck yeah... ain't much to do since we've been on lockdown."

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COVID-19

EXAMPLE COVID-19 is COVID-18's big brother. They came from China. They are in my country too now. right now COVID-19 is having BBQ with me.

It's not funny seriously. jokes over. Don't be a dick and think you can go to your girlfriends place and go (This Space should not be seen by children. These days really children on ta'l about that) I am serious.

Cough * Cough

Cough Cough. Stay away from me Bitch.

Holy shit. Social distancing. Get away from me. COVID-19

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