A discordian who gets no bitches and stacks zero paper. They dedicate their lives to text fighting in discord servers. They use fancy fonts to make that shit look good too
"Don't fight that nigga bruh, he's a crp fiend."
The CRPS (Stands for "Cocomelon Rules Paramount Sucks") is basically a small group that is mostly active and spams on Paramount Pictures and 2020s anime content.
The CRPS was founded on November 11, 2018, but on February 23, 2024, MachelenBall Emperor of Ryth Sucks became the leader of the CRPS. MachelenBall supports UTTP, CBTP, PTCB, YFGA, and ZNTP, and he's in other groups such as PSCR, AUSTA, Anti-Paramount Army Team (Got revived), Anti-Mapping Forces, ACFB, AUTTD, Anti-AUZP, and TCFGA.
Guy: The CRPS are a bunch of idiots
MachelenBall: YOU DARE INSULT MY GROUP?! YOU'RE GONNA GET GROUNDED!!
A group also known as Cocomelon Rules Paramount Sucks is a group that spams on the comments of Paramount Pictures movie trailers, it is lead by MachelenBall Emperor of Ryth Sucks, it's a Cartoon Police group that supports the UTTP. MachelenBall, the leader of this group, spells "warning" as "WARY" He threatens to ground people that call him "Johnny Test."
ThomasBloxia: MachelenBall is Johnny Test
MachelenBall (Screaming in ALL CAPS): STOP CALLING ME JOHNNY TEST!!!
ThomasBloxia: MachelenBall is Johnny Test, and leader of the sick frickin' CRPS!