Log Cabin

A log cabin is when a girl takes on the maximum amount of boners all at once without any of them touching. Current scientific research show that the amount is 20.

Me:"19 of my friend and I just gave that chick a log cabin."
Mom: "That's nice, dear."

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Log Cabin

Reference for a $5 dollar bill because of Lincoln

Hey dog, I got a Log Cabin on it.

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log cabin

A term used to describe a gay republican. It refers to Abraham Lincoln - a Republican president whose sexuality has long been debated. Abraham Lincoln was born in a log cabin.

Person One: Dick Cheney's daughter is a lesbian?!?
Person Two: Yea, she's a log cabin republican.
Person One: What a bitch!

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Log Cabin

A failed attempt at a Dutch Oven which results in the culprit shitting the bed with the victim still under the sheets.

I tried to give the wife a Dutch Oven, but i tried to hard and gave her a Log Cabin

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log cabin

An enclosed lavatory, containing a toilet, especially when used for defaecation. 'Log' referring to poo, due to its brown coloration and tendency to float. Throne room.

Man with a turtle head: "Jesus Christ! I've gotta go to the log cabin quick!"
Pal: "What?"
Man with a turtle head: "I've got to 'see a man about a log'."
Pal: "Don't you mean 'dog'?"
Man with a turtle head: "No! Out of my way!"

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Build a log cabin

1. (n) Slang word for taking a shit that builds upon itself as you shit out more and more

Be right back guys, I gotta go build a log cabin

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underwater log cabin

A pile of shit in the toilet

I've got to go to the bathroom to build an underwater log cabin

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