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Idiot of red vs blue.
Tucker - Caboose, I don't think anybody likes you.
Caboose - I like me!
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Only the coolest guy on the blue team on Red vs Blue. Also one of the greatest Counter-Strike names for a great player such as myself, jk
Chruch: "I can't move my legs!"
Caboose: "Well....why don't you just..walk it off?"
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the most retared person from RvB. the most extreme humer comes from his helmet.
Church: hey caboose are you getting all this?
caboose: i think so... that guy text isnt really a guy but is a robot and you are his boyfriend... so that makes you... a gay robot.
Church: thats right... im a gay robot.
Church: hey ill let you on a little secret. i actualy have a girl back home.
Tucker: ya girlfriend or wife?
church: no man, shes just my girlfriend. i was going to ask her to marry me but i got shiped out and.. well you know how it works.
tucker: so you going to ask her to marry you when you get back?
caboose: im not going to get married. my dad always said, "why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free."
Church: hey rookie, did you just call my girlfriend a cow?
Tucker: no dude i think he called her a slut.
Church: ok heres the deal rookie, i can listin to you insult my girlfriend all day but as it turns out i have a better job for you to do. you see we have this general.
Tucker: ya the general.
church: that likes to come by and mke random inspections of the base and the first thing he wants to see is the flag. so what im going to have you do is go inside, far away from us and stand in attention next to the flag till he comes.
caboose: when will he get here?
tucker: we dont know it could be today, or it could be a week from now.
Caboose: so you want me to stand in attention for a week?
**skiping small talk**
Caboose: umm sir.
Church: what rookie.
caboose: sry about calling your girlfriend a slut.
Church: ROOKIE JUST GET IN THERE, GET IN THERE!!
tucker: he he he
Church: tucker are you laghing at me?
doughnut: um excuse me sirs.
Church DEAR GOD IN HEVEN ROOKIE, IF I TURN AROUND I CANT.. I CANT BE HELD RESPONSABLE FOR WHAT I AM GOING TO DO TO YOU.
Doughnut: what did i do?
Church: 1
doughnut: aww come on.
Church: 2
Doughnut: FINE.
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When a man is walking in front of you and stops short, you run into him with your package.
I caboosed Ed yesterday when he stopped to tie his shoe.
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Caboose is one of the Blue Team's soldiers from Red vs Blue. He is the only one who knows how to drive Shiela, although, in an act of a team-killing F**k-tard, killed Church.
It was later found out that Church killed Church, although Caboose was still known as a team-killing f**k-tard.
Caboose was also responsible for discovering a talking bomb named Andy, constantly sucking up to Church, and naming an alien Fluffy, the alien that only loves.
"So that makes you... a gay robot." -Caboose
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the rookie of the blue team, also, the funniest character in the entire series
Tucker: whats that huge thing?
Caboose: Thats church.
church: He means the ship caboose!
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The gentlemen at the rear end of a mantrain
Franco was the caboose on the mantrain of summer `98
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