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A cacker in bournemouth is female version of a towine. Can easily be spotted due to ridiculously oversized gold earrings and usually have more than one in each ear. They can also wear the same type of gold chain necklaces and/or bracelets. Usually wear 'casual' sports clothing and baseball caps. Very loud and abnoxious, take the piss out of others if they have nothing better to do. By the age of 13 have lost their virginity and drop out of school.
'What a complete cacker'
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(Adj.) Someone who exaggerates the truth. A person whom most often then not, always has a story to tell in relation to the conversation, most often the story is made up or a gross exaggeration of the truth.
"Bob, did you see that J.F.K. Documentary?" "My brother's roomates uncles, fathers, sister, friends, aunt is best friends with J.F.K." "Damn, Bob you are such a cacker!"
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That of a Canadian born citizen with characterisitics pertaining to the life styles of "hicks" or "rednecks", with the exception of being wealthier. The physical appearance of a cacker is that of a person who owns and wears american eagle collared shirts excessively and has a pasty-pale complection. Typically cackers are males; however, female cackers do exist.
"Did you see that Candian Cacker walk by?"
"Holy crap his skin is pale/pasty. He must be a Canadian Cacker!"
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A term, originating from the southern England town of Poole in Dorset.
It refers to 'Arne Avenue'; the lower main road that runs through the Council Estate know as Bourne Estate or Bourne Valley.
A cacker can be spotted by the following:-
1) A huge sovereign ring
2) The latest i-phone, which is clearly stolen
3) Large hoop earings (female)
4) A lot on Adidas or Kappa Clothing
5) Fake Burberry
6) A child with no father
7) Adidas 'popper' trackkies tucked into white socks
8) Some who live there try to talk and act like they are a Gypsy (these are known locally as 'Hedge-Hoppers')
People with the common surnames "Clarke" or "Cook" or "Cooper" can be found residing in cacker's kanyon (more often than not they are related in one way or another).
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One that cacks ( shits) their pants at the first sign of trouble.. ( South Essex parlance)
He/she is a right cacker/kacker
a drink traditionally drank by cackers ( otherwise known as Lambrini) whilst engaging in sexual intercourse with underaged chavs.
oi Emily dis cackerjuice dnt half ,make u horny!
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A tool or heavy blunt instrument used for whacking cackers.
Often in the form of a half inch socket extension bar, Baseball Bat, Maglite style torch or any other item with similar weight and length. Usually kept behind the driver's seat of one's car or by the front door at a home and used mostly in self defense.
It is also known to be another variation of the wider used and more poular term Nigger Beater.
The term 'Cacker Whacker' has evolved from local dialect of the southern counties of England, in areas close to the Dorset/Hampshire border, and thought to have originated in the New Forest villages of Bransgore and Thorney Hill. This is where the Cackers run rife and Cacker Whacking, although illegal, is considered to be socially acceptable.
To be found in posession of a Cacker Whacker in your motor vehicle is considered by English law to be a criminal offence. That is if the officer believes that the tool or instrument is there soley for the pupose of cacker whacking. This is why heavy item are used, but those with an alternative primary function ie a baseball bat to play baseball with. Acceptable if you have the accompanying ball in your vehicle, offensive weapon without.
To avoid any conflict with the law, the suggested place for your Cacker Whacker is in the boot (Trunk) of your car where the police often overlook such items. However should you feel the need to keep it within arms reach be prepared to have to answer quetions if stopped by the police.
Carlos: "Oh Dordy mush dem boys got they a cacker whacker an headed this way god scuss you dinlo boi. Go'on away wi ya moi chavvy, me dead granfer I'll beat yer muvvas lips in!"
Dan: Those filthy Cackers are coming this way, what do you think they are after?
Adrian: I dunno but I got my trusy Cacker Whacker right here ready for them if they want to start anything.
Tim: Hey what happened man? I saw you got pulled over by the filth last night?
Tom: Ah not alot mate, the pigs had a good look round my car and found my Cacker Whacker behind my seat.
Tim: Shit man, what did they do?
Tom: They were going to confiscate it but I blagged them up. Said I needed it for my work. They let me keep it but I have to keep it in the boot of the car from now on.
Tim: Oh mate, bad times. At least you still got the old girl, best Cacker Whacker ever that one!
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