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When you stab a sexual partner 23 times (the amount of times Julius Caesar was allegedly stabbed by his conspirators) but with your penis not a knife. Also none of the thrusts are into an orifice or sexual in their nature. This is an immature yet hilarious act to carry out, usually when drunk.
God Alex pissed me off last night - he came back from the pub and woke me up by doing the Caesar all over my back and arms when really I was hoping he’d wake me up for sex. Then he laughed himself to sleep about it. He’s such a jerk.
The shredder
A man you can trust
A guy that will go the extra mile to make sure everyone has a good time
A guy that is known for beating that slampiece between the legs with his hard eight.
A guy that knows no boundaries when drinking and acts like a fool
The most crusty of the crustacious
A solid dude that will fuck your mind with his mental cock of intelligence.
Caesar....badass
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The best band out of Europe since The Beatles. The band behind the hit single "Jerk It Out" on those Apple Shuffle commercials.
Original albums include:
Youth is Wasted on the Young (1998)
Cherry Kicks (2000)
Love for the Streets (2002)
Paper Tigers (2005)
Known as The Twelve Caesars in Scandinanvia, Caesars Palace in their native Sweden, and The Caesars elswhere.
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A badass motherfucker. A guy that will have no problems being your friend but as soon as you fuck with him or any of his friends will punch your fucking face so hard your neck opens up where he will proceed to shit down your neck, turn you around skull fuck your eyes and then call you a nigger
Dude, Caesar is a badass! Just dont fuck with him or he will shit down your neck fuck your eyes and call you a nigger! Nigger!
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Like, the coolest person EVER. She's so tight, and there's nothing you could possibly do to make yourself cooler than her. Plus, she'll understand if you have to go to the skate park in a helmet.
"Who's that?"
"Oh, that's Caesare."
"OH MY GOSH."
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(Chez-uh-ray) A totally steaming hot guy with a nice fluffy afro. Caesare's usually enjoy skateboarding, and staring at hot women. They are quite witty with a bit of failing Algebra. They like the beach, which goes along with staring at hot women. Especially white chicks. Did I forget to mention Caesare's are never white themselves? If they are, they are definitely not a true Caesare. Sexy.
girl 1: "OMG did you just like, totally see that hot non-white guy just now?!"
girl 2: "yeah, girl. He's definitely like, a Caesare."
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The name given to the great mythical snow creature who only appears one day a year. Tends to be on a day when winter should be over. Also enjoys wearing capes and Gregs.
Winter ended like a month ago, Caesar is bound to show up any day now.
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