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A guy who stole my dog emerald and likes gay dates
omggg that calan kid stole trishs dog? that’s so mean 😭
Calan is the type of person to bully you then try and make out with you bc he doesn’t have any girls. Calan is also the type of person to be friends with a kid named khanye and suck on his 7 inch dick on a daily
That kid is friends with khanye, he must be a calan
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Small frail boy who often simps for the slightest piece of female attention. Will even go to the extent of opening up a reverse rub and tug parlor for any contact.
CALAN you short simp stop talking to that behemoth of a woman she’s only 13!!!!
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Calan has a massive ding dong
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person1:Calan Burns has a big ding dong
Calan, usually a tall, skinny handsome young lad. Usually a sporty type of guy but also secretly a bit of a nerd. He also has the best hair. An amazing style and any girl who falls for him will have the time of her life.
Someone: What are you thinking about?
Her: Calan 😫
Someone: ohh… continue.
A militant man, loves the color black. And doesn’t take shit from no one. Calan is protective, he can be your best friend or worse enemy. Calan loves the gym and his friends knows he’s strong because it’s so damn obvious. Calan is mysterious. He prefers romance, but if he has to he can be a player.
Josiah- Who’s going to deal with that new bully?
Ashley- Lmao Calan will handle him with no doubt.
a top lad, trusty and you can always rely on him. he will be there for you when you need him. has a great personality he is weird and crazy in his own ways he is a loving person.
i saw a calan smith and my coochie got wet