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Originally invented in Victoria, British Columbia, Canada; these disgusting little knock-offs consist of: Gohan (sushi rice), Nori (seaweed), Kappa (Cucumber), Avacado, and Fake Crab+ Mayonniase paste (think Tuna Sandwich)... all rolled up inside out from the way of traditional sushi (to hide the seaweed from plain sight).
This "Meal" (and I use the term loosely) is often eaten when someone thinks that they are being cultural by eating "japanese food".
The Japanese dispise California rolls because they are not considered traditional sushi, or even sushi at all... they are an invention to try and make people who don't like sushi "like sushi"...
Becky and Suzanne went to their favorite Japanese restaurant and ordered california rolls because they thought that they were being cultural by eating japanese food..
"Hey Zansuki, I just shit in his california rolls!"
"SO DESUKA?? SUGEI!!"
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when driving, you anticipate a red light and slow down way before, so that by the time you reach it it's already green and you dont have to stop.
you're still moving, so its faster than racing up to it and then stopping. this is also great when you're poor and can't afford fuel to keep accelerating from zero.
if you're good you can stay in second or third gear
oh shit, that lights gone red
*slows down slightly*
no sweat, we'll california roll it
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Specific items.
• Rice
• Chopped up fish
• Mayonnaise
It's where a man cums in the middle of the bed, then he injects his tongue in the girls pussy and spits out the fluids where the cum is. Him and the female both make a 360° form around the cum as they scream their favorite foods in pain. Then, their friend who is recording throws in the Rice, and fish at the man and woman. He grabs a handful of Mayonniase and rubs it in and on the field vagina and the mans penis. As they're in a 360° position one of their spines break and their friend takes their shoes and runs off.
Dude 1: Holy shit! Why are you in a wheelchair! What the fuck happened!
Dude 2: Oh shit man.. I'm paralyzed permanently.. Joe took our shoes but damn!! Me and Kayla had a California Roll!
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2. The act of making your tongue move in a waveform motion while performing fellatio.
Tonya's special skill as a hooker was her California Roll for blow jobs.
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Roll of fat that's squeezed out from under a tight bra.
Whoa, check out that girl, she's got a muffin top and a california roll.
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God , California SUCKS!
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A form of humping where a Californian male rolls his pelvic area instead of thrusting.
Angie: "Dude Gabe totally did the California roll lastnight in bed."
Martha: "Awesome!"
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