your mom called

A variation of the "Mother Insult" type of joke/taunt. My friends and I use this as playful banter.

Person A: Hey, your mom called.
Person B: Yeah?
Person A: Yeah, she wants to know if she can borrow some batteries for her vibrator. (Or something equally disturbing)

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your mom called

originally derived from "your mom" but suffixing the "called" after a brief pause to add comedy and confussion to the recipiant

person a: dude, you're dumb
person b: oh yeah... well... your mom!... called.
person a: (confused) seriously?

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Call Your Teacher "Mom"

(November 20th)- On this day you have now have permisson, by me, to (call your teacher mom)!

(Student) - "Hey, Mom!"
(Teacher) - "Detention!!"
(Student) - "But its November 20th! (Call your teacher "mom") day!"
(Teacher) - "Im sorry, I must have been mistaken! No detention today!"

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your mom called she said your butt smells

it is a way to trick your friends...

Friend: hey did someone call for me?
You: yeah your mom called she said your butt smells!!

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Mom call

When you lose every chance at getting laid because your mom calls with enough guilt and religious talk to kill your boner for a month.

i was texting sandra about getting busy then i got the mom call to end all mom calls.