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A young man who was unfairly targeted by the Karen's of the internet because he committed what they think is the worst crime ever, liking a cute 17 year old at 19 or 20.
Guy : I'm gonna watch CallMeCarson, he's cool.
Girl : Yeah, sounds good.
Triggered SJW : Uh, no. He is a pedophile. He is as bad as Jeffrey Epstein.
Guy/Girl (based) : You are wrong. He is cool and did nothing wrong.
37👍 17👎
The only man to Reject the thicc queen Mia Malkova
Guy 1: Man, I love Mia Malkova, what man would reject that
Guy 2: oh, CallMeCarson
Guy 1: Who?
Guy 2: The Only man to Reject her
Guy 1: Hes probably Gay
Guy 2: Nah man, he straight as the word, he just prefers them thicc anime thighs
30👍 17👎
The man who invented the "wood fired pizza, hows pizza gonna get a job now" joke.
CallMeCarson: Wood fired pizza, hows pizza gonna get a job now.
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Guy A :do you know Callmecarson?
Guy B:Yeah, he's a sexy booty bitch.
The most unfunny zoomer humor person to exist on the face of this planet. Tries to be awkward to be funny but fails so badly that any person with a brain will just stare blanked face, as he tries to do more unfunny shit. You must disconnect your brainstem to laugh at any of his jokes.
Exp:1
Callmecarson: /Stands in front of tv and does some cringey ass shit/
Me: :/
Exp 2:
13 year old: Did you watch that Callmecarson video he uploaded? Uh oh stinky haha poopy! Stinky! HaHA!
Normal Person: Come on dude really? What the fuck is wrong with you man Jesus.
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