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One of the cutest couples you'll ever meet. They're the couple that single people look at and say, "Can they show each other off any more obviously?" They'll say that Haley is either too good for Calob or is a fake bitch, but Calob don't put up with that shit! Calob will fight anyone who disrespects his girl, and because of this, Haley gets really worried about him. Haley needs constant attention that Calob is willing to give, even in public!
"Is that Haley and Calob?"
"Yeah, it must be them. Look at how they're showing each other off."
"Ugh, I wish I had a relationship like Haley and Calob do."
A very horny old milf with big saggy tits with a buttplug shoved in her anus!
Chris: That old milf is a mad horny calob humanoid!
Joey: I agree!
Calob also known as cal loves big fat juicy vaginas. He’s is often seen between the breasts of his grandmother and mother. His dream is to be in a anime porn voice over as anime girl number 5. Calob never misses a chance at chugging diet dr. Pepper and stuffing his face with lots of long hard hot dogs. You’ll always want a Calob in your life. He’s ambiguous and kind and may or may not be going under Asian transformation surgery.
“Omfg calob makes me squirm in a bad way bc he’s so naughty”
“Stop it calob your making my mom jealous you little cougar you”
Stupid bitch with a small wiener
That crackhead must be a calob
Calob is the most handsome man you will ever meet. He is so sweet and kind. There isn’t a single day where he wouldn’t try his hardest to make you happy. His love for God is so beautiful, and life with him is an absolute fairytale.
His cock is massive and stretches you out like crazy. Plus his tongue game is way too good. He will make you cum in minutes.
Calob is the most handsome man ever
The most handsome man you would ever meet <3 he’s so sweet and kind, and never fails to make you laugh. His love for God is surreal, and life with him is a fairytale.
His cock is also huge and the tongue game is strong
Calob is the most handsome man in
The world