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A thing that sneaks into your closet while you're sleeping to shrink all your clothes whenever you eat a burger.
Dammit dude.. I went to McDonald's last night and now I can't fit in my jeans! Stupid calories!
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the wrong way to spell calories. Why are you still here weren't you trying to look up calories
Esmeralda: I wonder what urban dictionary says about calories...
Alexandra: oh ok ill get my laptop
Searches: urban dictionary caloris
Little creatures that live in you closet and see your clothes a little tighter every night
-this short is to tight! Must be from all the calories last night
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Little tiny monsters that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter each night.
Kendall knew she shouldn't have eaten the cheese fries, as the calories would get revenge for it.
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a mythical unit that is used to make people think they will get fat from eating certain foods.
a 1"x1"x1" piece of cheese cake has 690 calories which makes you a fatass if you eat it, but an entire bowl of salad has 6.9 calories which makes you a healthy eater; thus the reason why its a myth.
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OMG that banana has lyke, 10 CALORIES!!!!!!42q!4
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the hair on your ass that stands up after an ugly girl gives you the "i wanna bang u" look. Its a disease.
Jay got a lot of calories after looking at Sam eat waffles in front of the television naked.
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