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home of marylands most thumpin high school mixers where the girl to guy ratio is always 50 - 1.5, the school that all the cool guys attend. all girls love guys from calvert hall and just going there can be enough to get you laid. unless your in the band. much cooler than loyola
girl: "where do you go to school?"
guy#1: "loyola"
girl: "fag" *turns and walks away*
girl: "where do YOU go to school?"
guy#2: "calvert hall"
girl: "oh baby" *takes off pants*
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calvert hall--- school in towson maryland--- where all pimps in maryland go----- all the ladies come from loong and far too get some calvert hall college cock... or as we call it "chcc".. population = 2/5 stoners 2/5 lax players and 1/5 other people...?? and .069% band kids with gay red jackets.....
brother school of the mercy whores........who love the chcc
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A county in Southen Maryland
South of Anne Arundel County.
Most likely where they coined the phrase "It's a small world"
You can't go ANYWHERE without seeing somebody you know, and not because it doesn't have a lot of people, there just aren't many places to go.
(You can even go to Busch Gardens Williamsburg and see people.)
A place where there are only 3 degrees of seperation between people.
And where it is common to be related to someone on both sides of your family.
Usually referred to as "Culvert Coutayy"
Guy one: Yo That dude from Calvert County is cool like pie!
Guy from Calvert County: Dude, It's Culvert county. and y'all should use cool like pie.
Another guy from calvert county: Yo! Mike! Hey!
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The man and legend, Pepe Calvert is a household name within the Flintshire community, famed almost as highly as the one and only Eddie tweed.
Make no mistake we're not talking about 'big pepe' here although a legend in his own right once famed in the community for crying whilst being arrested upon his dingy in the North Atlantic. Little Pepe, a graduate from the prestigious institution known as coleg Cambria, a famous face amongst the other painting and decorating graduates, Pepe is now leaving his past life as the legendary red ball pit bike rider, and is settling into life as anyone could try and put it and civilised member of society.
Salute Pepe
Man your not doing that again ?
Fuck yeah I'm going full Pepe Calvert
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a god
(see also, god hawthorne heights )
Casey Calvert did die, however he was a god.
That kid is so Casey Calvert.
Im a Casey Calvert
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A Dirty Calvert is when a bisexual girl eats a man’s taint as if it were a vagina.
My girlfriend gave me a dirty Calvert last night! I didn’t know she was bisexual!
n.
A secondary AIM or AOL screen name set up intentionally to talk to people in your life who you'd prefer not seeing your normal comical or revealing away messages and/or buddy info profiles.
i.e; A screen name set up to talk to Mom, Dad, Grandma, Professor Thomas, or anyone else in your life that you dont want to know your having a jerk-circle friday night.
sentance:
christian_smilez: hey tim
Timber4limber: who this?
christian_smilez: ashley
Timber4limber: oh...
Timber4limber: wheres the pics of last night?
Timber4limber: dogz said they were in your proflie
christian_smilez: they are but this is my Calvert screenname i had to talk to gram
Timber4limber: oh
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