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An idiot who is unaware of how stupid they are, can also be used with the term mook or Jabroni.
You utter calzone. You are acting like a total calzone.
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When a guy ejaculates into a girl's vagina, then she crawls on top of him and squeezes the man-goo out onto his chest, not unlike squeezing a cheese calzone.
That bitch got so mad when I came in her that she calzoned me.
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The art of yaking a freshly baked calzone from Binghamton's DP Dough after consuming nothing but tequila for 4 hours straight.
I walked back from DP Dough and started calzoning this guys bathroom. It got calzoned so bad.
(n) A Southern Californian who has moved to Arizona. Usually a self righteous, drunk, bigot, college kid who goes to an Arizona college (on daddy's money) because they couldn't get into USC or UCLA.
I.E. USC (or UCLA) overflow that resides in Arizona.
Todd is such a calzone.
Look at those calzones.
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a very attractive woman who has big boobs and a fat ass, made up by a complete idiot who i love very much.
apparently, the "bread" is the boobs and the "cheese" is the ass.
"Emily's a Calzone"
"no she's not, she doesn't have enough bread."
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A large wad of money. Lotsa cheese, Lots of dough.
The guy rolls up with a calzone in his pocket and starts making it rain all over the strippers.
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Someone who is soft, or takes the soft option - i.e. a Flake. Brought about during a dinner where 4 men were eating; three ordered a Mixed Grill and one ordered the Calzone.
Person 1: "We went out drinking last night, and we all drank bourbon but Jim was sipping champagne."
Person 2: "That guy is such a Calzone."
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