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A city north of Boston, Massachusetts, USA, and home to Harvard University, the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, and, of course, the Cambridge Rindge and Latin High School. The city with the second highest property values on average, second to Manhattan, NYC.
Cambridge is a great place to live for any stage in life.
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1. One of the best universities in the world, home to one of the best libraries in the world
2. Home to the ugliest and fattest female students in the world and the lamest male students this side of Oxford
3. Shit fashion central
4. Strangley overrun with Christians and Campus Crusaders
5. Reviled by the provincial townies
Cambridge is full of fugly birds.
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Cambridge is a place in Massachusetts, and a home to probably the largest concentration of biology-related laboratories in any one place...
biology nerd: I'm going to visit Cambridge tomorrow.
normal person: But you will get lost in the maze of laboratories!
biology nerd: Exactly.
normal person: ...
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If you go to Oxford university then Cambridge is considered to be 'the other place'.
If you have Anal sex with someone then they have been to 'the other place' aka Cambridge.
"Yeah, that guy totally went to Cambridge with me without asking"
"Maybe he slipped?"
"No, you don't slip that many times..."
"Does Cambridge hurt?"
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A lovely market town with an outstanding university for the training of individuals who are destined to work for the graduates of a far better institution.
Students suffer from a terrible inferiority complex, which manifests itself in the form of a penchant for working so hard that they become obsessive and rather ill-tempered.
Oxford Student 1: "I'm off to Cambridge for the day, anybody wish to join me?"
Oxford Student 2: "Sure, I'm up for a bit of slumming!"
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Commonly a town’s name but is rarely also a girls name. Cambridge’s are smart, loyal, and are gorgeous inside and out.
“Dang where can I get myself a Cambridge?”
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feeling like your being asked too much about yourself
Yeah we were having a great time then he cambridged me