Cameron Diazed

When a very drunken man brings a female - somewhere between the size of Free Willy and Shamu - up to his bedroom to engage in sexual escapades, but realizes soon after that he will not possess the strength to roll her out of his bed. In exchange for her leaving his room, he accepts a hand job from the Orca-sized beast. After he finishes, though, she proceeds to run her cum-covered hands through his hair, producing a Cameron Diaz style flip.

"Dude our rush chair totally got Cameron Diazed last night."

"At least it was a step up from those Pakistani twins last weekend".

"Trueskis. We gotta go stroke his hair for good luck."

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Cameron Diaz Experience

The proper term for a colonoscopy

Hey Greg hows it going? “Not great, I gotta go get my Cameron Diaz Experience done later.”